Cannibal . Princess . Mermaid . Pirate

albinoblackman: when jesus is born I get presents when jesus dies I get chocolate I love jesus

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:42:29 -0700

albinoblackman:

when jesus is born I get presents

when jesus dies I get chocolate

I love jesus

tupacabra: THE SONG, THE SONG HAS RESTORED MY STRENGTH

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:23:26 -0700

tupacabra:

THE SONG, THE SONG HAS RESTORED MY STRENGTH

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:56:40 -0700

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:30:33 -0700

tootricky: dance time

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:04:17 -0700

tootricky:

dance time

jesuschristvevo: i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:52 -0700

jesuschristvevo:

i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”

su1c1d3blond3: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Bunny: HUMAN LOOK I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:11:42 -0700

su1c1d3blond3:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bunny: HUMAN LOOK

I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D

i cant handle this cuteness

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:45:48 -0700

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:19:18 -0700

sexual

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:53:03 -0700

sexual

harryedward: chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:26:42 -0700

harryedward:

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:34:23 -0700

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

girlglue: when i have more than $10

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:07:58 -0700

girlglue:

when i have more than $10

lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:41:54 -0700

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

Name: GolpieThe Vulgar PokemonType: PoisonThe most annoying...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:19:35 -0700

Name: Golpie
The Vulgar Pokemon
Type: Poison
The most annoying Pokemon you’ll ever meet. It is born knowing how to say inappropriate things and makes the most irritating noises. It survives by disturbing the peace when hungry, and since it is too gross tasting for Pokemon predators to eat, they feed it so it’ll shut up.

thinknoblethoughts: I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:16:00 -0700

thinknoblethoughts:

I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.

perfect.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:49:09 -0700

thewayilightupwhenyourearound: tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:23:05 -0700

thewayilightupwhenyourearound:

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

Non-Yahooligans represent

am i in love or am i horny

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:56:49 -0700

am i in love or am i horny

jawslightning: the best tumblr has to offer

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:30:40 -0700

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer